The Idiot's Guide To Marriage

Saturday, September 09, 2006

OH MY

I'm posting exact words from yahoo personals profiles. So we will now commence to making shameless fun of the "less fortunate" amongst us. First out of the chute, we have a wonderful man, who is a spelltard. I pasted this directly in, so this is seriously what it said.


Intro line: loocking soil mate

Description: i love to spend time with my kids. like to hunt/fish. campping. going too the cost walking on the betch with some one nice

OH MY GOSH what woman in her right mind would reply to this?


Intro line: big teddy bear wild lion
Descr: love the outdoors love to cook like boating fishing hunting an just kick back an watch good shows.. don't like the bar scenes that much love animals cats dogs horses goats etc. always willing to try new things not jumping out of a plane thou.....

HE LOVES GOATS. nuff said


intro: big hearted man seeks companion
"IM A GOOD LOOKN HARD WORKN GUY LOOKN FOR AN ATRACTIVE WOMAN WHO IS DRUG FREE AND HAS AN IDEA WHERE THERE LIFE IS GOING AND CARES ABOUT THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN THERE LIFE".

please stop shouting at us. we get it already. you rule.


here's one from a nice lady:
"Looking for some TLC wanting to be spoiled :). I own my own place its a trailer but mine, and my son's. My daughter lives next door in my other trailer. I have a lot of pet's, 6 dogs and 3 cats, plus fish and turtles. I enjoy camping, boating, working on cars, riding horses, playing darts, shooting pool, swimming, watching movies and cuddling.
The man I'm looking for is honest, caring, doesn't play head games, nor cheats in a relationship. He would like doing out door things as well as having quite times alone at home. Who can handle a warped since of humor. If this sounds something like you then drop me a line back."

Ya think she's a little rough around the edges? and YOU didn't even see her pictures. I bet it smells real GOOD in her trailer.


and here is one for the record books. This gal had two pics up. Guess she didn't think anyone would notice. I copied her descrp from each profile. Do you really think she's THAT into honesty?

Intro: honesty and reality

first one: I am a single mom with a toddler and a baby due in september, i am tires of lies and games, I am still recovering from a bad relationship and right now i am looking for a friend.


second one: I am an overweight mother of 5, recently abandoned after a 2 year relationship and raising 2 teen boys and 1 year old daughter on my own,Iam just looking for friendship, someone to talk to and do fun things with. someone who is content to just stay at home watching dvd's and talking.


i can't believe that. someone is really playing games. you thought i was bad.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Top Ten Reasons To Get Married

From the woman's perspective


  • stability
  • love
  • Body guard
  • Someone you can fart in front of and not get embarrassed
  • Lawn boy
  • Car Mechanic
  • VCR Programmer
  • TV Remote Locator
  • Taste Tester for your cooking
  • Body Warmer


  • From the man's perspective

  • Sex
  • personal slave
  • key locator
  • wallet locator
  • food preparation
  • lunch packer
  • child nurturer
  • phone dialer
  • family birthday reminder
  • schedule coordinator


  • Top Ten Reasons NOT to get married

  • it scares me
  • It bites
  • it ends in tragedy 50% of the time
  • it stinks when you fight
  • mean people suck
  • it bugs me
  • I keep picking passive aggressive men
  • It costs money
  • I think I covered it in less than 10 reasons


  • I started to write this post once before, but never finished it. Then I noticed a lot of people are googling this phrase, top ten reasons, so I'm writing it. There you go