I just ate a large walletOh my lord, I am so remiss with this blog. You would think I would pay more attention to it, what with the lack of employment I am currently experiencing. But alas, I have other things I have been doing such as:
Smelling my hair
Buying new hair products
Listening to the same song over and over
Looking out the window at hawt firemen
OK that's enough, I think you get the picture, and if you don't then lord help you.
Damn, I got some new shampoo and my hair smells really good ;)
OK, I have been thinking lately about marriage and if I perchance would ever want to indulge in that again. I thought and thought...and then I thought FUCK NO.
And you want to know why I thought that?
Good, just think on it because if it doesn't come to you immediately then you need electric shock therapy.
I don't enjoy being commanded about, told what to do and how to do it and being resented. Ooopsssss did I say that out loud? About the Lords Sacred Marriage Covenant? Oh my!! I can feel the flames of hell licking at my heels!
I mean what sort of deluded person does not want to engage in holy matrimony. I must be insane. But we already knew that.
While the benefits of HM ( holy matrimony) are plentiful, the call of the single life is creating ambivalence within my person. And for benefits, I can think mainly of monetary benefits. It gets a little old trying to support yourself when you keep getting fired for being too smart or too hot. It gets a little old trying to scrounge up personal possessions around the house to sell on Ebay to make the rent. Sometimes I wonder...what would it be like if I just relented and found myself a sugar daddy? Well, I could either find myself an old guy with money (wrinkly dick) or a younger guy with not as much money that wants me to produce approximately 2 offspring for every year of our marriage.
I am so confused, you have no idea.
I need to make another amazing analogy about marriage.
I'm seriously going to think on this and get back here and do that.
Please stand by whilst I do the noodle dance!!!
Over and out