Marriage of the MindWhat is it with married couples that won't spend independent time? It's healthy to have seperate hobbies, friends and such. Even an idiot knows that it's not good to hang out with each other 24/7. so why do so many idiots do it.
Let's try and reconcile our minds together, so that we can be "as one"
Why do you have to act so stupid?
why do you have to act so helpless?
ok the end.
or maybe how about some marriage catch phrases:
Prairie Doggin it
monkey got crack
aunt Flo's in town
Little red devil's here
grapes of wrath
tube socks with sand in them
the other OTHER white meat
who wants to guess what all these mean?
i'm just totally rambling here, not making sense is what I do best