The Idiot's Guide To Marriage

Friday, January 19, 2007

sahm

so...this week has been hell. i wanna go home!

i'm to the point where i don't give a rats ass about unpacking boxes. we can live off wendys poop burgers.

i've been shuttling the boy back and forth to school in old town, beings how we haven't got that figured out up here yet. his dad insists he go to SKULL even though i'd rather just let him miss some. his dad of COURSE is not the one doing the driving, but you must understand, i have to be supermom to keep those two off my ass. no ammunition for them!

otherwise today i'm just being a typical sahm....thats short for "shit ass ho mother f'er" for those of you who hate internet acronyms.


did you ever see someone with a head too big for their body and want to go up to them and just say..."hey, thats NOT a good look for you, fix it"?

4 comment(s):

What you need is this stuff I call "nectar of the gods". Everyone else just calls it "beer". But not the cheap nasty stuff!!! No, you need to get some good quality brew.

Cause...you know....that other stuff is illegal. And you may have to pee in a plastic cup, so the piss nazi can inspect your wizz for forbidden substances. Long live the land of the free!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:51 PM  

i'm a "shit ass ho mother f'er" too! you wanna go home? and just where is that? go get you some calgon and relax. but drink the beer afterwards so's you don't drown!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:34 AM  

Trouble is, babe, the ammunition they will find. Make things more comfortable for yourself. It will benefit the boy, as well. The dad, not so much, but we sahm's don't give a fuck about him.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:52 PM  

IWTKET....also known as 'I Want To Kill Everyone Today'
I use that one more often than sahm ROTF LMAO

By Blogger honkeie2, at 6:25 AM  

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