Moving OnI thought I'd get back to our subject of marriage. Granted marriage can really suck, but it's still a part of 90% of our lives. So I feel obligated to talk about it.
I had considered writing a poem titled "Ode to the Missionary Position" in honor of marriage, but i have no idea what an Ode is. Maybe I should address how hard it is to do budgets and stuff like that. Then again, we would run into mathematics with that subject, so i'm not going there.
Perhaps we should talk about things that gross us out about our spouses? past and present? OK I'll start.
Skidmarks in the underwear have to be the total, ultimate romance killer. the day you are doing the laundry and you discover your man does not wipe good, it's pretty much over for you in the bedroom. That image, is forever scalded across your mindboard.
I really want to stress to all the men out there, how pertinent it is to wipe ones bottom after going poopoo in the potty. With either wet toilet paper, or a baby wipe. I hope i've made myself clear.
OK, one for the ladies. hmmmmmm
Wrap and Roll. ok, nuff said.