Top Ten'sWe begin our series of Top Ten's. Today we will start with the top ten things you should never say to your spouse during romantic moments:
1. Can you move your butt, I can't see the TV
2. Did you brush your teeth today?
3. Do you smell that?
4. Were these pants always this hard to get off?
5. If my face was burned beyond recognition, would you still want to have sex with me?
6. If I suddenly contracted diabetes and gained 200 pounds would you still find me attractive?
7. Hey honey, wanna shave my backhair tonight?
8. I shut off the cable today
9. It's just a little "infection", stop making a big deal out of it.
0. This last one is open to you, bloggers, fill in the blank. Make me LAUGH til i need depends