TuckersOk, this is part of a recent email conversation i had with a friend, about this guy i met that I think is hot. mostly because he's a fireman, and he's just hot, thats all there is to it, and i have a thing for hot firemen, and i want to see him naked, now lets move on and pretend i did not just say that here.
I am really trying to talk myself out of liking ANYONE because my divorce is not yet filed, because everytime i try to do it, some idiotic crisis emerges, and i find myself in full lockdown mode until i resolve it.
me: "and he is a TUCKER. you know how i feel about tuckers.
there you have it. we're not a good fit. he tucks. and i don't.
he wears briefs, and i don't. he is a man, and i'm not. so there it
is. i don't like him anymore"
"You crack me up. You are so overthinking this, but is tucking a definitely a deal breaker? If he treats you like a queen you are but still tucks, is that worth it?
He is a fireman and is used to tucking. They make him tuck. He is a victim of government fashion. Can you blame the man? Have you ever seen an untucked officer or fireman? I don't think so, but if given the option, I do believe most government employed men would be untucked. Unless it was *****. He has always been motivated to tuck but that is due to fear of construction worker butt crack on display and his having witnessed too many butt cracks. So, I can see his point.
Who can know?"
well, at least you made me laugh good and hard today. i wish i could
post this on my blog, what you wrote about tucking. its so freaking
funny. some day? when all this washes out, we must post your f'ing
tucking story. HAHAHA
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