Are You a Mantard?This is a word a good friend of mine said the other day, I'm not sure if she made it up or not, but I really like it. We've discussed it before. Mantard: being a man who is just not capable of understanding women, responding correctly or otherwise doing anything right.
I think a mantard is not someone I would hate, but rather pity. So, In light of this word study we have here today, I'd like to pose a few questions to our male readers, in hopes of them shedding some light on things. You'd think I would have this figured out at my age, but try as I might, I can't seem to get into the heads of men, and find out what really makes them tick.
I'm sure they'd love to do the same with us women, and we'll get there, but right now, since I'm mantardless, I need advice. I don't want to pick another jerk, and go through anymore grief. So I have some questions. And I hope I get honest answers, cause I think you all pity me, and want what's best for me, right? Ok good. good answers.
Do men really prefer "skinny"? Or would they rather you have a little meat on your bones.
What is the DEAL with boobs? Seriously I've heard its just because you DON'T have them, but maybe its more? I just have never been able to understand the attraction to big blobs of fat, with nipples on them. And why big? Is sloppy ok? Is saggy ok? If they are saggy does it repulse you? If your wife had saggy ones, and wanted to get them tucked, or lifted, would you be supportive for reasons of your own? Do you tell her they are fine just to be nice, but really you think they are gross? You can tell I'm really curious on this one. Let me make sure you know, I'm blessed. I don't know why I'm compelled to tell you that, maybe I'm bragging a bit. I had small ones, I had a kid, then they got a tad saggy but not bad. Then I gained weight because I've always been too skinny, and they firmed up, got bigger, and actually are pretty nice now. I'm quite proud of them. No one ever sees them though, so it's pretty much as waste.
Does that cellulite stuff on the backs of our legs gross you out, or are you all about the butt?, so, if a woman has a nice round hiney, can you focus on that, and not notice the cellulite on the legs?
Do men like tattoos on women, or not. What if the tattoo was located in the small of her back and something you designed or your initials/name etc. Would that be a turn on? Granted of course, she is yours and a commitment has been made. And keeping in mind, those things can be removed with laser now.
Is it really true that you are able to notice the eyes and smile before the boobs etc? How many of you honestly notice the body parts first. Tell the truth. We don't know you. And we won't tell.
How intelligent do you want her to be? Is it a turn off if she's clever, or seems devious? Do you like coy? Or just NICE.
Do you like her a little clingy, or prefer her independent?
How hard are you willing to work to woo her?
Are you guilty of wooing her and then backing off after you win the prize? If so, why. Or do you even care.
Have you ever been guilty of saying really sweet things just to get what you want?
How much personal attention do you really want from your woman. Does it make you feel good when she slathers it on you? Or would you rather she back off a bit.
Do you want her tagging along with you to all your hobbies?
Do you really want to do things together, or would you prefer just to be together at home, etc.
Does it bug you when she wants to talk about deep stuff?
Is it annoying when she wants to snuggle? To snuggle or not.
ok that's enough for now.